your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Too much gin, very little bucket
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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