Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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