either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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