wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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