We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
When are your genitals available?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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