If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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