belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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