When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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