will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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