ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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