I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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