Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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