i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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