we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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