i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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