Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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