We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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