What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
we're so committed to being not committed
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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