You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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