I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We are two peas in an std pod
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
40s are totally the cure
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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