is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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