On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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