Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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