Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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