You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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