do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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