I think I died a long time ago.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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