I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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