ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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