Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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