But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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