the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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