Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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