glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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