Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
