sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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