You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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