Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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