Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
