last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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