I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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