their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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