He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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