Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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