I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
