I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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