gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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