absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
pop tarts are not kleenex
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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