I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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