i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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