There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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