I forgot how hot balto sounded
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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