ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I love you. Go after that dick
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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