Don't make out with my wife yet
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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