i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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